BREAKING NEWS
Walta Information Center (WIC) reports that 2 traffic lights have been repaired on Debre Zeit Road in Ethiopia’s capital Addis Ababa today. His Excellency Girma Woldegiorgis, President of the Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopia, has visited the job site to congratulate the workers for a job well done. Each worker who participated in this important project has received “Patriot of Development Award” from his excellency. After the award ceremony, His Excellency President Girma invited managers of the project for lunch at his residence.
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[This is to show how the Woyanne-controlled media are desperately reporting every minor activity by government departments to show that the fast decaying regime is doing a good job of governing. Many of the reported activities, however, are lies. Millions of people have nothing to eat. How could things be any worse than this?]